Simpson, I hate you!-- Heather Santoro, first round loser (leans toward exaggeration)
If I'd just made those missed shots I would've won.--Wayne Deitrich, first round loser (fines little joy in defeat)
You suck!-- Isabel Corbin, semi-finalist (expletive directed at an unassuming individual who will remain anonymous)
I'd rather drink anyway.-- Kevin Jamison, quarter-finalist (friend to the common man)
Could someone please escort him out of the building.--Cort Corbin, finalist (request directed at Attorney Downing for obnoxious behavior)
It was Wayne's fault.-- Jamie Murphy, first round loser (referencing her partner's inadequate performance)
There's always next year.-- Christian Infusino, first round loser and former champion
I can't get no satisfaction.-- Dave Disabato, first round loser (after failing to get Judge Corbin to overturn his defeat on grounds of bad sportsmanship)
The last time I was at Corbin's I got so drunk I went home, puked twice on the kitchen floor, and woke up buck naked in the back yard.-- Dr. Cheney Meadows, Quaker and second round-loser (had a bye in the first round)
I had no idea life could be this much fun.-- Aileen Birkitt, co-champion and good sport
I am humbled.-- Blogmeister, co-champion.
Thank you Cort and Isabel. Rendezvouses at your beautiful home are a fine diversion from the taxing grind of daily life. and remember all, as I always tell my daughter, "I tease you because I love you."
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